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I want Sara Benincasa to come to my house every night and softly describe TV shows to me as I fall asleep.
“Cans chill 90 times faster than in the fridge, 40 times faster than in the freezer; wine bottles cool to a high of 60 degrees in one minute, low of 50 degrees in 3.5 minutes.” (via Rapid Beverage Chiller | Crate&Barrel)
I would like one please
The comic: gen-X alternative comedy legend and spectacle trendsetter Janeane Garofalo.
The genital reference: Hand sanitizer and Spanx don’t mix.
What it tells us about this comic: Janeane scrupulously avoids any explicit language; it’s unclear if this is driven by prudishness, although it’s still a joke about the interaction between hand sanitizer and genitals, a theme as old as time. Regardless of the motivation, it’s much funnier to say “I did not take hand sanitizer and touch… me; I touched m’Spanx!” than a more prosaic version, and it allows Janeane to riff for four joke-dense minutes. “Ow, I burned my genitals” doesn’t leave any room for a Tesla coil reference.
Vocabulary words: indelicate; gusset; deflagration; reciprocity; Crazy Leg Syndrome
